Prison Hilton

Oh yes. At least for 45 days!

The heiress whose simply famous for.. er… being famous (well, an actress should know how to act, a singer should know how to sing, a social climber should know how to climb now what else… ) has been junctioned to be imprisoned for 45 friggin days.

BUT you know the weird thing about this? Hehehe.. she doesn’t go to jail then and there. She has a “schedule“. Yup. June 5, that’s when she “presents” herself to be imprisoned (at the latest). If she fails to do so, then 45 days doubles to 90.

OMG do I hear producers dialing a ringring in singsing? “Dude, we need a camera crew there!” Well, she’ll be staying in the LA county jail.

And you, you and YOU, ya’ll know you’ll be watching this series…

Okay, trackback. Why’d she get prison time? Coz she was under probation for DUI. Drunk driving. She signed a document, stating she can’t legally drive, yet she still got behind the wheel (photo-op everyone!).

Basically, she claimed she had no idea her license was suspended, and that she wasn’t allowed to drive. What’s inside her compartment the whole time? The signed documents hehehe…

Now, can you imagine Paris in jail? What would she do in there?? Will she pull of a Lil Kim? Will we hear her songs playing in the radio (if they’d put it in) after a month or so? Will seh write a book?

Screw that, what I really wanna know is…

WILL HER SUPERFICIAL TEAM GO VISIT??

’nuff said.